Woman cries out after being served penis as meat in her food

A lady simply identified as Akosua has narrated how she was served a penis- like meat in a Tuo Zaafi she bought from a food joint at Pokuase in Accra. According to multiple reports, the lady said she went to buy food at the shop in Pokuase, but she discovered a male genital-looking meat in her food after almost finishing the meal. sv The lady said she went to buy food at the shop in Pokuase, but she discovered a male genital-looking meat in her food after almost finishing the meal. Narrating the odd occurrence, she said: ‘I had gone to get some food from the food joint because I was hungry and my preferred choice was Tuo Zaafi which I bought and took home to eat, I had eaten all the other meat in the soup and was about finishing off with the biggest piece when I noticed the funny looking meat which looked like a male genital organ. ‘My sister opted to show it to a lab technician friend later, who said because the meat was cooked, an ordinary lab test wouldn’t be able to prove it to be animal or human. He advised a forensic test be done on it but considering the bureaucratic processes these things go through, we gave up and the meat lies in our fridge.’ What kind of meat could this be?

I have sex with strange women, animals - Man (photo)

A man who attempted to hang himself behind a primary school in Zanda, a suburb of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja, has blamed spiritual forces, saying he did not know what came over Jacob Elegbede’s suicide note. According to Punch, the 48-year old father of one stated that he was not himself when he climbed a tree in an attempt to commit suicide in a nearby bush, adding that he just found himself on the tree along with the rope he wanted to use to kill himself. Elegbede, who worked with a construction company in Abuja, twice attempted to hang himself which made his neighbours to alert policemen, who came to arrested him. Before the suicide attempt, he had written a note in which took responsibility for the planned crime and also asked for forgiveness from his family and neighbours. He said, “I also started having strange dreams in which I find myself having intercourse with strange women and even animals. I worship at the Mountain of Fire and Miracle church in Abuja, but I couldn’t go for prayers or deliverance because I work from Monday to Sunday and there was no time for any other thing. I believe my problem is spiritual because I can’t even explain how I found myself on the tree with a rope to hang myself. I strongly believe some spiritual forces were behind my problem because while I was in the cell last Saturday, I had a wet dream in which a dog was licking my private parts.” The FCT Commissioner of Police, Muhammed Mustafa, said the suspect would be arraigned in court after investigation, adding that attempted suicide was a criminal offence. Nawa o!

Dasukigate: APC wants Jonathan arrested

– Former President Goodluck Jonathan recently said there was no way an amount as huge as $2.2 billion could go missing under his government – Jonathan defended Sambo Dasuki, his former National Security Adviser (NSA) now at the centre of the scandal – The All Progressives Congress (APC) is now insisting that Jonathan had knowledge of all the corrupt practices that took place under his administration The All Progressives Congress in Lagos state has demanded the arrest of former President Goodluck Jonathan for defending Sambo Dasuki, the former National Security Adviser. Dasuki is in detention over a $2.2 billion scandal but Jonathan, while speaking recently at the Oxford Union, said he did not believe that such an amount could be stolen under him. The APC in Lagos insisted that there was no way Jonathan would say he did not know of the massive corruption under his government. A statement by the party, through its spokesperson, Joe Igbokwe, and reported by Premium Times, said: “Even as we concede that Jonathan is on a desperate bid to rehabilitate himself, we wouldn’t believe that a former president should be so contemptuous of the intelligence of Nigerians as to give the kind of defence he gave to Sambo Dasuki. “We wonder what Jonathan makes of the horrid details that are emanating from the Dasukigate issue with shocking evidences, confessions and even refunds made by those that participated in that monumental corruption.” Jonathan had reportedly said: “I don’t believe somebody can just steal $2.2 billion. We bought warships, we bought aircraft, we bought lots of weapons for the army and so on and so forth and you are still saying 2.2 billion, so where did we get the money to buy all those things?” The party warned Jonathan against defending someone who, though his action, compromised the security of the country, adding: “To claim that Dasuki and his partners did not steal the arms purchase fund reveals the inner beliefs of Jonathan and explains that he is intrinsically webbed to corruption. “Even while he is perceived as pathologically corrupt and his regime seen as the most corrupt in Nigeria’s chequered history, one would have expected Jonathan to be cautious in seeking to advance very childish and inadmissible exculpation of his subordinates for glaring acts of corruption. “We had expected that Jonathan would have striven to water down the lowly impression held of him by Nigerians and the international community by not deciding to be so patronising to clear cases of corruption by his subordinates. But with each day, Jonathan continues to baffle by his chameleonic acts. “By Jonathan’s cheap defence of Sambo Dasuki, we believe time has come for the security agencies to pick up Jonathan to tell the nation all that he knows of the many cases of corruption that happened under him. “We don’t believe any thing shields Jonathan from prosecution for corruption as we believe it is becoming indefensible for Jonathan to pretend he was innocent of the corrupt acts of his subordinates. “While we condemn Jonathan’s cheeky defence of Dasuki, even in the face of monumental damning evidences, we want to state that the anti corruption war is incomplete until Jonathan is prosecuted for he continually proves, by such defence of his corrupt subordinates, that he knew everything that transpired in his corruption-ridden regime.”

Banker welcomes triplets, weeks after being losing his job

– The Anyaechie family of Kano State have gotten ‘3’ reasons to celebrate – Just weeks after the patriarch of the family lost his job, his wife welcomed triplets – He has described the birth of his children as a blessing in disguise File photo of triplets File photo of triplets As humans, we are often told that somethings that happen to us are simply blessings in disguise but many of us do not believe it. Take Mr. Luke Anyaechie a 40-year-old banker for example. He recently lost his job as a banker in Kano State but God in his infinite mercy gave him another reason to celebrate. According to Sunday Punch, his wife recently welcomed triplets via caesarian section at a private hospital in Sabon Gari, Kano. One may begin to wonder how Mr Anyaechie who was a staff of Ecobank would take care of the kids now that he is jobless but he has no such thoughts. “I believe that the Almighty, who is aware of the birth of the innocent babies, would provide them with their daily bread from his bounties, despite losing my bank job due to the current economic predicament. But as a pious Christian, I finally pitched my hope in God, who will neither disappoint nor frustrate me,” he said.

God is truly great.

Woman buys putiry ring for hersel

– An American woman on Facebook has gone viral for proposing to herself – She bought herself a promise ring to abstain from sex until marriage woman 2 Sharrah Miree Sharrah Miree is a user on Facebook who lives in America. One of her Facebook posts got everyone talking because it involved a proposal and promise she made to herself. WANT MORE? NAIJ.com Wedding app for android to get the latest posts She posted that she obtained a purity ring which is to show she will abstain from sex till marriage after years of living in sex. She said: “I’ve struggled with fornication, sleeping with boyfriends and just living an unclean life for far to long.” See full post below: woman 1 “With this ring despite how silly it may be to others I’ve decided to make a commitment. That no other man will touch me unless he marries me. Recent events have really changed my perspective.” “A lot of people may say “Why buy a ring” but for me I needed to spend some money to really add value to what I plan to do with my life.”

Former Senate President to head electoral reform committee

– The federal government of Nigeria has constituted a new electoral reform committee – The committee which will be headed by a former Senate President Ken Nnamani is expected to review all electoral processes and make recommendations to strengthen democracy in Nigeria. electoral reform Former Senate President Ken Nnamani A former Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Ken Nnamani has been appointed to head a committee on Nigeria’s electoral reform process. The committee will be inaugurated on Tuesday, October 4, at the HAGF’s conference room, a press statement signed by Salihu Isah, a special adviser to the attorney general of the federation said. Isah said the 24-member committee is expected to review electoral environment, laws and experiences from recent elections conducted in Nigeria and make recommendations to strengthen and achieve the conduct of free and fair elections in Nigeria. The recommendations made are also expected to be in tandem with global standards. Members of the committee include: an academician, Mamman Lawal of Bayero University, Kano who will serve as the committee secretary; Muiz Banire, a senior advocate of Nigeria; Clement Nwankwo, Chief A.C Ude and Mr. Tahir, Director, Legal Drafting, federal ministry of justice, among others. Isah said: “The attorney general of the federation and minister of justice, Abubakar Malami SAN, will on Tuesday October 4, 2016 inaugurate a committee on Constitutional and Electoral Reform at the HAGF’s Conference Room, Abuja by 11am.” “Members of the Committee are expected to take note and turn up for the inauguration,” he added. Nnamani as the head of the committee is also expected to bring to the table is wealth of experience and expertise.

How INEC manipulated Edo election result - PDP

– The Rivers state chapter of the PDP accuses INEC of manipulating the Edo governorship poll in favour of the APC – Warns that such alleged irregularity will not be tolerated in the coming re-run elections in Rivers state – The party calls on INEC to fix a date for the re-run elections in Rivers state The Rivers state chapter of the PDP alleges that INEC manipulated the Edo poll in favour of the APC The Rivers state chapter of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), has faulted the poll result released by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) in the just concluded governorship election in Edo state. The party in a statement by the publicity secretary of PDP in the state, Mr Nwanosike Sam, over the weekend in Port Harcourt, accused INEC of manipulating the Edo poll in favour of the All Progressives Congress (APC). According to Vanguard, the party spokesperson alleged that the result finally released by INEC on the election did not tally with what was collated at most of the polling units in Edo state. He warned that such alleged irregularity will not be tolerated in the coming re-run elections in Rivers state. The party said: “The result that was announced in Edo State did not correspond with the results collated from most of the polling units. We commend former President Jonathan for showing Nigerians that he could supervise a credible election. As an opposition party candidate, the outgoing governor of Edo State won an election conducted by the PDP. But today, they will not allow the will of the people in that state to prevail.” The PDP called on INEC to fix a date for the re-run elections in Rivers State, but warned that the people will resist any attempt by the electoral body to announce result for Tai local government area of the state. It said no re-run election took place there in the last March 19 re-run election. Nwanosike Sam later admitted about 1,500 members of the APC in Ubima community, Ikwerre Local Government Area of the state, who decamped to the PDP. Meanwhile, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu, the governorship candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) in the recently concluded Edo state election has opened up after his loss. Ize-Iyamu who spoke with Vanguard after his defeat by Godwin Obaseki of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has now said he is committing his counterparts into the hands of God. While thanking the people of the state for pouring out en masse to vote their choice candidate, the clergyman stated that the result of the election has brought gloom and sadness to the people of the state, but that he would not want anyone to take laws into their hands.